What can i do, if i wanna fuck Google?
Only one way!
I need to do something, that Google begin to want to be fucked by me!
We need to create such cool distrebuted web, that Google comes to us and tell: “Guys, all you do - is much more cooler than i do! Please, give me a chance! Take me to your distrebuted web! I will be so decentralized, how you want! I open to you my servers! Use them any way you want!”